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♥ Chinese Funny story ♥

ChineseCall-Centre

Caller :: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan"

Operator :: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller :: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"

Operator :: "Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?"

Caller :: "I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent."

Operator :: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?"

Caller ::

"Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital."

Operator :: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!"

Caller :: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator :: "I’m Saw Ree."

Caller :: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!"

Operator :: "That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree."

Caller :: "Oh …….God!!!!"

= The End =

♥ Me ♥

1. Where did you take your profile pic?

● my room n My shop ~

2. What exactly are you wearing right now?

● short n t-shirt

3. What is your current problem?

● strez bout my shop

4. What makes you happy most?

● if he kiss me ♥

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?

● Gee - Girl generation ♥

6. Any celeb you would marry?

● I wish :: Lee Min hoo.. lolx

7. Name someone with the same birthday as you?

● hmm.. kuang".. one of my fren

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?

● When Younger Yes ~

9. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?

● Yup :: korean n indo singer ~

10.Do you still watch kiddie movies or kiddie TV shows?

● Yup.. coz is fun ♥

11. Do you speak any language?

● Yes ~ English,a little chnse and Indonesian

12.Do you ever watch MTV?

● Sure

Chapter1:

1. name: Vivi

2. Nickname(s) (for friends ): siao po, se cia,akemi chan, or kemi chan and pinky girl

3. Current location: My room n shop

4. Eyes color : black ♥

5. Do you get along well with your parents?

● Everithing cool with my parent ;)

Chapter 2: Favorites

1. Ice cream : Tiramisu n Choco

2. Shampoo/conditioner: Dove

3. Person: Nice cool personn

Chapter 3: Do You...

3. Call people back? -> sometimes <<>

4. Believe in love? -> Sure ♥